2 funny incidents

Actually not very funny, but ok shall just share wat happened.

There is this song called 小小蟲. Basically the lyrics to the song was rather romantic. It is about how a worm helped a guy to woo a girl. I don't really want to explain the lyrics to the song, because I don't really know how to explain stuff. So the lyrics is as follows:

我從小不會說話 總會說些不該說的話 也沒辦法我知道我是傻瓜 我不是說情話的專家 別怪我我搞不懂 要不是這條小小的蟲 嚇得讓你跳進了我的懷中可不可這樣跟你相擁 我真的很沒用要感謝這小小蟲給我機會 這是我初次嘗到戀愛滋味感覺好奇怪 好像 傷害了誰 或許我太壞 把小蟲摔下來 去換你的愛小蟲也有牠用途 牠用自己摔下來的痛苦 換我幸福也許相愛是這樣 有人快樂就有人受傷 別緊張像我這樣 那麼平凡一張大眾臉從來沒人願意多看我一眼 可是在人來人往隻間 卻有小蟲還我心願要感謝這小小蟲給我機會 這是我初次嘗到戀愛滋味感覺好奇怪 好像 傷害了誰 或許我太壞 把小蟲摔下來 去換你的愛謝謝你心意 我會好好待你 保護著你 帶你看天地下次如果看見女孩子 別再猶豫 你趕快跑到她外衣 讓我表現自己 la la la la要感謝這小小蟲給我機會 這是我初次嘗到戀愛滋味感覺好奇怪 好像 傷害了誰 或許我太壞 把小蟲摔下來 去換你的愛對不起 對不起 對不起 對不起

Anyway this is not the point. The point a similar situation happened, but it was totally not romantic and ended a bit ghastly. A worm was on my male colleague's collar. Then I totally panicked. Was carrying my bulky wallet with me, so i attacked his collar with the bulky wallet. He got he a shock when he see me wanting to hit him with my bulky wallet, and he stopped me. I was shouting "worm", "worm" the worm was crawling toward his neck which looks a bit dangerous. He was like use ur hand la! So in the end, i used my finger to "tan"(the action where you hit someone ear?) the worm off his collar. In the end I "tan" the worm into his collar instead. When I stopped, he asked me where the worm now and i replied "it died on ur collar" hahahha.. In the end there was a huge stain on his collar. When he reached home and saw the stain, he told me he can imagine how brutally i killed the worm. Gosh!!! I swear I didn't mean to kill it, but it was too fragile!

With the same colleague, we went hawker centre to have lunch. Then when we finished eating the cleaning lady was asking him whether i m his gf. Honestly the aunty very kapo!!! The same thing happened to my sis in netherlands. She was with a guy fren then suddenly an ang mo told her that the guy is very good she should not let him go or sth. My conclusion is worldwide aunty and uncle all very kapo. Hahahha..